I LIKE MY BREASTS

Just in case any of you have been lying awake at night worrying about me, here is a copy of an email I just sent to a concerned reader:

"Hi William,

I'm afraid you're missing the point. I LIKE my droopy boobs.

Any woman of my physique and my age who has had children, will have droopage no matter what she does. There's no avoiding it, barring cosmetic surgery. Even when I was a pert young thing, my tits were always capable of holding pencils. It's just the way they are.

Seriously though: Consider the swell and the curve of a full boob that doesn't shoot straight out from the chest in a quest to stab any passers-by in the eye. Is a pendulous breast not a wondrous thing?

It's normal, it's sexy, and there is NO NEED for any of us to jump through hoops and waste valuable time and money trying to correct something which shouldn't be a problem in the first place.

Thanks for spending the time on emailing me your considered advice. But as you see, it wasn't actually necessary...

Cheers,
Clare."


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